BRAND DESIGN ROAST
Brutally honest, expert feedback to bring you more clicks. A detailed video and action plan showing you exactly what to fix.
$190
(Black Friday 50% Off)
Limited spots – Offer ends Cyber Monday
“My business is more marketable and more credible.”
– Allen Higbee, Founder of Greenhouse Arcade
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What You Get
Deep Dive Audit
Comprehensive analysis of your brand, design, and user experience to identify what’s working and what’s not.
Action Plan
Clear, prioritized list of improvements with specific recommendations you can implement immediately.
Private Video
10-20 minute personalized walkthrough where I roast your design and explain exactly how to boost conversions.
100% Risk-Free
If you don’t love the feedback, then you get your money back!
Who this is for
1. Founders and marketers preparing for the biggest spending season of the year
2. Teams running paid ads who don’t have a full-time designer
3. Brands and shops who want to sharpen their design before spending on ads
Easy 3-step process
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Share Your Designs
Submit your website, logos, or brand assets for review. Don’t worry, I’ve seen worse.
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Feel the Heat
Get a no-BS video roast with expert feedback and brutal honesty.
3
Make It Convert
Use the branding and design fixes to build trust fast and turn more clicks into customers.
★★★★★
“My business is more marketable and more credible.”
– Allen Higbee, Founder of Laxlee Sports and Greenhouse Arcade
100% Risk-Free: If you don’t love the feedback, then you get your money back!
Hi, I’m Robert
Creative Director & Founder of Hacala Studio — a branding outfit that builds growth-focused brands for visionary founders.
✓ I’ve reviewed and improved hundreds of page designs throughout my 24-year career.
✓ I use data from conversion rate tests and have a personal checklist of things to look for in any design.
✓ My feedback is clear and actionable, with easy-to-understand explanations.
FAQ
What is this?
A one-time, expert brand review focused on visual impact. You’ll get a detailed action plan and private video showing what’s working, what’s not, and how to fix it.
Who is this for?
Founders, startups, marketers, and creative teams who want sharp, honest feedback before launching, scaling, or running a campaign.
What can I submit?
Websites, landing pages, ads, videos, pitch decks, your logo and identity… anything visual that needs to look more confident, clear, and conversion-ready.
Perfect for your next product launch or a site-wide sale.
What do you focus on?
Visual design first. That’s imagery, colour, layout, typography, visual flow, and brand consistency.
I’ll also mention copy if it’s affecting the design or confusing your message.
How does the process work?
Here’s the quick breakdown:
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Submit your design
After purchase, you’ll fill out a short form with your file or link, context, and goals.
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I review it
I look at clarity, layout, typography, brand feel, audience alignment, and design consistency.
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You get expert feedback
Within 3 business days, you’ll get a private video and a list of clear next steps.
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Want to send more?
Each booking is for one thing: one website, one sales funnel, one brand identity, one set of designs, etc. Want another reviewed? Just book again.
Get started by placing your order and you’ll be directed to a form to submit your designs.
Do you offer full design or branding work?
Yes. If you need full brand identity, creative direction, or ongoing support, get in touch. This offer is just the spark.
I help founders and small business owners turn their vision into a standout brand built for growth.
To get in touch, just schedule a call or write me a message.
Ready to Get Roasted?
Get your campaign ready for the Black Friday masses. Limited spots available.
★★★★★
“Thank you again for your thoughtful suggestions. I look forward to implementing these changes.”
– Matu Mureithi, Founder of OotuFund